Choke and strangle

Challenge to anyone 250 lbs or more. I bet $50 you can put me to sleep in three rounds or less of submission wrestling using your weight to pin, hold in place or whatever. If you can’t, you don’t take $50, and I owe you nothing.
Here what two superheavy guys told they do as examples.
Domination by Super Heavy Sleeper Wrestler (15). Talking with a super heavy (closer to 300 lbs) compared to my own 200. He’d put some weight on me and I’d go down flat. He'd sit on me, lay down over my face with his arms wrapped around my neck wrap and stick his belly into mine. He’d turn me over, squeeze me with fat legs, and put me out me. His arms are so thick they’re like a Burmese Python.
Someone Else in Detail:
Me. What kind of wrestler would you say you are in a word or two? Power? Sleeper? Smother?
XX. power smother
jwest1111: What’s your weight now?
XX. I’d say about 280. jwest1111: How much lighter guys are you willing to go up against? XX. I'll wrestle any size .. even as low as 125.
Me. I think we talked before. I liked the idea of wrestling a heavy after talking to you. Someone in my state is 274 lbs. He calls himself a power wrestler. He says he like to use his weight to put guys down. Then he gets half way up on their chest, and lies over their face, and wraps his arms around them. He turns them over, and locks in a rear choke, and put them out. He claims he's almost unbeatable once he has you down. Does this sound right or like bragging? XX. Sounds about right and sounds like something I’ve done and would do ..
Me. I thought it was right. How do you like to take guys down?
XX. Headlock or bearhug takedown, then come down with my weight for a pin. I don’t care how good they think they are. With my belly they’re smothered.
Me. Your bearhug sounds awesome. Do you get your stomach into theisr to knock the air out or strain their back or both?
XX. Mixture of both.
Me. Continuing with my friend’s scenario, If you'd come down on their head, and wrap your arms around their neck. Wouldn't you almost have them out right there?
XX. Usually yes. Anyone much lighter would be out. I’ve done it in less than a minute.
Me. Why would anyone much lighter than you want to wrestle you?
XX. The challenge, I guess. I don’t know. Most of them lose.
Me. Do you do the rear choke? How long does it take to put someone out?
XX. Quite a bit. Maybe they last 30 sec at best.
Me. Where do you put your legs when rear choke?
XX. Depends on them. Usually around the middle. My legs are thick. I lifted heavy barrels for years to be this strong.
Me. What about your last match? How did it go?
XX. He was around 200. He gave up about 100 lbs. He was fast but didn’t last. It was bearhug to the mat, neck scissors, and rear choke. The rear choke went real fast, and it was over.
Me. Were you always heavy growing up?
XX. Yes, I was already 225 at 18 and went on from there. I was messing around from early on, too. At 17, I did my first KO.
Me: What’s your favorite wrestling hold?
XX: Full nelson scissors combo. Once I wear them down, I go for the choke. I use the neck scissors the same way. To wear them down, and then comes the choke. Or smother pin.